The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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