I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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