U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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