i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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