I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
