please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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