I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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