I want to walk on stilts...naked
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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