How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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