found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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