I didn't shave. On purpose
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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