did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm always down for nudity.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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