you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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