I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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