I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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