It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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