I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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