so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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