I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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