can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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