I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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