Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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