I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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