how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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