I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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