Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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