Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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