:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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