doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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