fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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