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(631): View more from New York

By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup

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(720): View more from Colorado

You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house

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