wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked