Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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