You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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