hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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