I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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