Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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