my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
