His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just want nice things and good sex
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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