So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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