Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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