I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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