So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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