Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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