Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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