I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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