you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Randomize