how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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