So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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