I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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