he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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