look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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