Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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