Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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