is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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