I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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